Excerpted from Patent Application Public Record: US-20120056006-A1 by David Bendah.

Excerpts, Notes, and Images by Michelle Railey

Note: There aren’t enough [sic] notations because adding for all Bendah’s errors would double (at least!) the length of this exceptionally long read.

About the Author:

David Bendah had written numerous books including using the subconscious mind’s power to help achieve success. Thousands of people have participated in his business activities. His books and seminars have given birth to a new breed of successful people all over this nation. He is one of the foremost authorities on using the mind to its full potential. After being more than $12,000 in debt, David Bendah was able to turn his life around. In a short period of time, by using the power of his mind, he was able to climb out from under his debts and buy the luxury home of his choice and new Mercedes Benz sports car that he had always dreamed of owning. He started a large San Diego, publishing company [sic] that had over a hundred employees and sold about eighty different books and published one monthly national magazine and one bi-monthly national magazine and also started a seminar education school.

[Note: by David Bendah, 2021, Google Books] [1]

Excerpt: The [long] Letter to the U.S. Department of Energy, quoted in sections [0089] through [0154] of the Patent Application [2]

To Whom It May Concern
Please only contact me if you can help me financially. I need money. I am a poor American. I could use any grant, award or prize or even any diploma that is being offered for my contribution to global warming which in part is this “rain dance” letter.
This dated letter is a revised letter in comparison to the previous letters that I have sent out.
The letter I am enclosing a similar but much longer email letter that was dated Nov. 24, 2008 that I sent my brother who lives in Toronto, Canada. A second very similar email letter was sent on Nov. 25, 2008. The information in the enclosed email letter is very good. My explanations are to the point. When reading this email letter please pay attention to the wording for 1 have summarized complicated concepts.
“Watch the temperature outside?” Here is a variation of the email letter I sent my brother.
THE ENCLOSED EMAIL LETTER “It’s too hot in the south.”
Joshua Bendah [3]
Nov. 25, 2008
Joshua, how is your wife and family. I hear your little daughter Sequoia is one year old. Happy birthday.
I have come to the point in my life where I have made a decision. It has taken me many years to make this decision. I have finally decided.
I have decided to move or visit the north east part of the United States.
I must. I must. [4]

I am working on moving to the cold north. I am considering Chicago or New York City. It is for the cold air. Just the cold. I need the exposure of the cold air in my system. I need that cold air that we used to get living in Toronto. I need snow flakes piling on my head. I need ice freezing my toes. I need the cold.
I have lived in San Diego for thirty years. It is so beautiful here. It is so warm. The sun is always shinning. [5] The weather is so splendid. It is always green all year in this warm California city that harbors orange trees San Diego is a tropical paradise with tall palm trees and a deep blue ocean. Surfing is all year but in the winter the cold ocean dictates an insulated wet suit for ocean swimming. But sunbathing on the beach sand is all year long.
I have wasted time in this warm southern California city. I should have spent more time in the north east where it is colder. I need a cold city where sometimes when I look up in the winter I will see falling snow flakes. Where I see frost glaze the city. I’m talking about the cold north where it snows and the ground freezes and water is ice. I hate the cold but I need the cold air.

I have been to warmest states. I visited you in Hawaii. I didn’t like those tropical islands. I was so sluggish there. There is something wrong with the south. Hawaii is light and lazy. It is tropical. Some of the people there do drugs then they sit around. It is the tropical climate makes a person feel lazy and slow. I had a muggy feeling when I was in Hawaii. I didn’t like the humidity. I think some people develop craziness due that tropical heat. They are slower. They are dumber. Drug use is more common in south then in the north. Some feel more energetic and alert with drugs, but drugs also make a person feel worse. I live in the south. The drugs I use contain caffeine. Most of the time it is coffee. I have to drink a lot of coffee every day to stay alert. It is hard to stay awake and alert sometimes. Hot coffee with sugary donuts that are a favorite of some cops is good.

Sometimes, I start falling asleep at work during the day if I don’t drink coffee. I feel the craving to use something to pep myself up just so that I can work regular hours. Drugs are awful. Sometimes they make you feel good but other times they make you slow, nervous and unable to think. “Why am I using these drugs”, many users must whine outloud?
It is different in the south. Tropical diseases only originate in the tropics. [6] You don’t get Malaria or Yellow fever or the sleeping sickness in the north. Could you imagine the siesta sleeping sickness? The microbes in the south live in the dirt and in the air. You breathe them and you step on them, not to mention these microbes live in your body. It is the heat that incubates these diseases. I don’t want these bad micro parasites.
The Panama Canal project partly during the Roosevelt administration is a good example of an American project that had abundant tropical diseases. Many American’s gave their lives to the Panama tropical diseases. They needed cold air in Panama. They should have shipped cold air conditioners to the swamps. Who needs this marsh construction the soldiers must have yelled.
You need the frost to fill the soil and the air. When the temperature is cold the disease bugs die. Parasites hate the cold. The freezing north keeps a person healthy. Freezing the ground and the air cures common tropical sickness. Sitting in a freezer should be therapeutic. What a joke, that you would be led to a freezer when you go to the hospital. That would be frost therapy.
I think the tropical climate turns a person into a hippie. A hippie hates work, lays back and uses drugs. Hippies sprang up during the war in Vietnam. Millions of American soldiers lived in tropical Vietnam. Maybe a tropical climate disease turned people into hippies. Why subject us to mildewy tropical heat they must have shouted. You could cure a hippie with a freezing air conditioner.

There is something different about the southern people. They are different because of the tropical climate. Who knows, maybe tumors grow in some people’s heads when they live in the south. This could make a person in the south slow. Could you imagine these tumors speaking? Voices in a person’s head would be in the south. You couldn’t argue with another person in your head, but be nice and agreeable. What a crazy theory. The people in the north might find this hysterical, for they have actual friends where some people in the south talk to themselves. This is an uproar. This would make the people from the north like Toronto and New York even sane. Ha, ha, ha.
The southerners talk more then the north. It is chatter and gossip. It is the south that talks and the north that is silent. I hate loquacious people, not even when I want to know something or anything. The tropical climate is for party fun. They work then study in the north. What bores? They work then play in the south.
I need the cold air. I need to live in the cold north. I need to see snow in the winter. I want to live in a snowy place where it is cold in the winter. But I hate the cold. I need to be in a heated room I always shout when I am outside in the frost. I hate the cold. It feels bad being outside in the cold. I always get sick when it is unusually cold outside. The cold is bad.
A good vacation is always to the south where the skin tans and where the days are lengthened by the sun.
The sun is different in the south. The southern sun removes depression, not to mention the warm air makes a person happy but, being poor leads to depression. Who wants to be poor? The cold air makes a person rich. The richest countries are in the north and the poorest countries are in the south. “How unfair” any country in the south would scream. But what about industry. The steel industry suffers in the south where it is warm. You need cold air to make good steel. Why pain the south, the northern steel mills would shout. They don’t manufacture automobiles in the south. It’s northern Europe, northern Asia and northern, North America where they fabricate automobiles. Only the best car manufacturers make cars when the winter time of the year has snow on ground. [7]
Not only that but when a country from the north invades a country from the south. The smarter country is the north. The south could have never won the American civil war. A northern army always did better. It was the cold air. If the southern people lived in the north, they could have won the war. How unfair that we live in the south the southerners must have screamed to the north.

What do you do when you want it colder? When a house is built one room is specially insulated so that a home office can be run in this room and beef cuts can be frozen in this same room. A cold frosty room for intellects. Could you imagine people in the south sitting in freezers to become smarter? Ice skating could be the sport of the smart with snow skiing an intellectual sport. Ha ha, could you imagine that.
The northerners have a higher IQ then the south, so they make more money. The northern people are rich. How unfair.
What about higher education? The best schools should be in the north. The Ivy League colleges like Harvard and Yale are located in the north. They need to be north. Farther north is where the Ivy Leagues will end up if it gets warmer. They will holler this school chant as they are learning in the snow. [8]
All southern schools will make cold air conditioning mandatory. [9]
Going to the best colleges will mean learning in the north. What a shame who wants to go to a cold school where, you have to stay indoors in the winter. [10] The northern winter is freezing. The best party colleges are in the south. It would be all work with little play in the boring northern schools. How ridiculous to necessitate snow for higher learning. It’s frigid education at it’s best, the professors would yell.

If global warming continues then they might move the capitol [11] from Washington D.C. to Maine. Even the capitol is too far south. A southern capitol might be suitable if it is on a cold tall mount. [11b] Most countries have a northern capitol. [12]

Global warming affects Canada and the United States. If North America were one country, where would the capitol be, when Washington is too far south? If it were in Montreal, Canada, they could add French to their product labels. Ha ha ha, could you imagine that, not.

Let’s face it the cold is bad. Sometimes the snow just piles up. Some of the wind blown swells could be three feet deep. You can’t walk on them or you sink into the snow hills, even the cars can’t drive. It is hard to move. Shovel this snow the north would shout. I hate blizzards. They could make a person mad. Severe cold is bad.
It was only 1953 when any person was able to climb to negative thirty Fahrenheit degree, peak of Mount Everest [13]. This is ice chilling cold. I would utterly hate to climb any mountain. They must have many frozen corpses stuck to the side of the mountain. [14] I hate the harsh cold not to mention the lack of oxygen on a mountain. That’s the frozen Himalayas. Why would an Olympic athlete want to train in the cold mountains, where there is snow? That’s stupid. It is too cold besides it is hard to breathe on a mountain, they would yodel loudly from the cliffs.

If this mountaineering were a trend for the cold, it would ruin worthless, mountain real estate. Why build an office on the stony face of the mountain. A business might locate on a hill for the freezing cold, why do this. This is crazy. Just use a cold air conditioner to run a business in the heat.
I hate freezing. I enjoy the warm air to the cool air. A vacation is traveling a warm tourist place with palm trees and beaches. The warm tropical climate has benefits. The warm climate is therapeutic. It can make an old person young. It could remedy northern ills. What about the unknown in the warmer regions?
They say the tropics are spiritual. [15]
They say psychic phenomena is more common in tropical regions. Some say it is decay from the ground that creates psychic events. People tend to be crazier in Hawaii then in New York. Decay in the air and the ground freezes when it is cold outside. The cold frost kills something. What is frozen could be in the soil or in the air. It could be everywhere. The chilly cold air makes a person feel more alert and sane. The cold air stops psychic phenomena.
Psychic phenomena is usually divided into four different kinds. One–telepathy, two–clairvoyance, three–precognition and last, the strangest of all, four–psychokinesis.
Some people say that psychic phenomena has saved lives. This sure would be weird.
I am not suited to tropical climates. I hate warm humid weather. I feel muggy and slow when it hot outside. I don’t like very humid warm weather. I need the crisp cold air. I don’t mind wearing a winter coat or a sweater. I can put a hat on my head when it is cold outside.
Let’s be honest. I hate the cold temperature. I hate shaking and feeling cold. I get a runny nose in the cold. It makes a paper tissue soggy. I hate blowing my nose just so I can breathe. The cold winter makes anyone sick. The flu is terrible. I don’t like cold weather. I need cold air.
The harsh cold sometimes has a bad effect on my body. It stiffens my muscles. It is harder to walk or even move in the deep cold. I hate it when my fingers and toes are cold and numb. My fingers hurt when they are freezing. My skin gets numb and the chilling effect is painful. The cold chill is so painful. Who likes frost? The cold is terrible. I need to move to the tropical south, I would scream.

But regardless of how bad it is, cold air is good. A cold frost makes a person feel better and more energetic. It numbs the face and skin but later you feel better. I need the cold air. I feel lazy when it is warm but energetic when it is cold. The California climate with massive humidity partly from irrigation topped with global warming makes California tropical. Tropical air breeds tropical microbes. Who needs to be sick? It has gotten more tropical in California over the years. I hope it doesn’t become a Hawaii.
Let me be fair. It is so hot while I am writing this. It is hot in this small California office. This is so unusual for November, but the sun through the front windows creates a greenhouse effect. It heats up the front where I am sitting. It is just hot here. The heat is annoying. I don’t like the heat. It is the heat in my office that is inspiring this bad letter.
I must add a new section to this letter. I should. I should. I apologize for a biased letter. It sounds like I hate the heat. Here are my extenuating circumstances. The air conditioning in my car is broken. It hasn’t worked for many years. I have to fix it. We rarely use the air conditioning at home. The air conditioning system in my office doesn’t work that well. I need to fix my car air conditioning system as well as my office air conditioners. I must. I must. I need to make sure my air conditioners are working perfectly.

The cool air is good. Cold air from an air conditioner really makes the difference. With an air conditioner I can chill a room until I shake. I feel better and I am faster when the air is cold.
I know the cold air is good, the cold weather has an effect on people of the north. The people in northern colder regions are serious people that are more business oriented. Some of the smartest people in the world. live in New York City, that has the largest collection of skyscrapers in the world. New York is cold. Cold air can make anyone smart. A southerner that moves to the north becomes smarter. If I want to earn more money I must move north. The cold north.
New York has the cold air. I need that cold exposure. San Diego is a tropical city that is better suited for retirees. San Diego borders Mexico and is on the far south east corner of the United States. San Diego has a large ocean port. There are a lot of military personal in San Diego. One of the jokes in San Diego when you are looking out at the ocean is “let’s watch the submarine races.” There are spies in San Diego because of the ocean access and border crossing.
I am looking for ways to increase my income. I need to make more money. I am poor. I would take any good offer. I wonder what jobs I could get? I would like to sell products. I want to better myself so I am exploring the possibility of moving. I have to. I have to.
I want to move to better industries. I need more money opportunities. I want to move to the north. The north where it is cold in the winter. I need the cold air with the snow falling on my face. I need the cold air to make money. I need the cold.

I would like to live in Chicago or New York City.
Take Care
David Bendah

But wait, there’s more!

The actual patent proposal…

How does this man solve global “warming” in this patent?

So glad you asked.

Short version? His original letter to his brother, which mentioned cooling and temperatures and heat and stuff, just these written words on the part of David Bendah, “the prince of get rich quick,” actually affected the weather, cooling the air. Really, he means it. So writing parts of the letter or similar on, well, anything will lower the temperature and reduce humidity.

Back to the excerpts (yes, still from the patent application).

Abstract: David Bendah’s invention is a method of cooling or lowering the temperature of any matter and making other changes to matter with the use of written microscopic words or seeing-eye legible written words that are distributed on paper, dust or sand granules to various organizations or entities.

Summary: The distribution of a letter written on any material including paper, sand and dust, that lowers the temperature, reduces humidity, and reduces disease as well as influences other conditions. The dust or sand material could be dropped on clouds or mixed with powder, soap, wax, lotion, polish, cream, jelly, gel, any liquids, lubricants, glue, water, gases, any solids, stone material, gem stones, diamond, corundum, sapphire, ruby, glass, cement, plaster, fabric, plastics, pens, pencils, soccer balls, ice skates, razor blades or metals including all alloys and the dust or sand can be inserted in air conditioning units, cooling units, ventilation units, fans or other mechanisms.

David Bendah purports that upon reading or displaying his written email letter the temperature does lower in degrees and the temperature does become cooler, the humidity is lower and the incidence of disease decreases.

David Bendah excited about his contribution to global warming in late November of 2008 and early 2009. David Bendah expected a government official to congratulate him with an award or prize. No one from the US government contacted David Bendah in mid 2009. In Feb. 17, 2009 the United States Postal Service did file a Cease And Desist to shut down David Bendah’s mail order book business. David Bendah was left with no income after shutting down his office. In May of 2009 the State Of California froze all of David Bendah’s bank accounts after accepting a payment agreement for installments for back taxes. At a later date the bank accounts were released by the State Of California. No one in the US government seemed aware of the marvelous endeavor David Bendah had done for Global Warming. The US government might even profit upwards of a trillion dollars as opposed to losing billions of dollars due to Global Warming. No one from the US government sought to congratulate or award David Bendah an award or prize for his efforts to solve global warming. In Jul. 22 of 2009, David Bendah wrote the US government, companies and organizations on behalf of David Bendah’s contribution to Global Warming. [Section 0155] [16]

Claims for the Patent:

1. A Decrease In Temperature. A mechanism that involves a process that decreases the temperature so that the temperature is colder.
2. A Reduction In Humidity. A mechanism that involves a process that causes a reduction water vapor in the air. A mechanism that involves a process that causes a reduction of water vapor in the soil.
3. A Reduction In Disease A mechanism that involves a process that causes a reduction in disease.

No More Excerpts, Just the Quick Version of What Happened to the Patent and What Happened to David Bendah?

Despite submitting the patent, hiring an attorney, and re-submitting the patent, David Bendah, to the detriment of the planet, abandoned the application. The climate continues to skew wildly towards catastrophe and it didn’t have to be this way.

Mr. Bendah did, actually, become a millionaire in the 1980s and 1990s. That is true. People actually bought his endless parade of “get rich books” [see note 1 below]. But he lost it all when, after just writing the books, he turned to outright mail fraud and money laundering. He was sentenced to 41 months in prison [Federal Bureau of Prisons Register Number 73804-198].

He did at least, keep writing. His financial situation is unknown but he is on LinkedIn, listed as a property management specialist in San Diego.

Hopefully he at least repaired the air conditioning in his office.

Notes:

[1] His most recent publicly available work is Novanetics: How to Use Advanced Wealth Techniques & Your Subconscious Mind to Get Rich. Bendah also contributed the single review for this work on Google Books, worth quoting: “IT IS AN EXCELLENT BUSINESS, REAL ESTATE AND SELF IMPROVEMENT BOOK”

His other works include the following titles:

• $2,000 Dollars an Hour: Claim a Share of Your $25,000,000,000 The Gov’t Holds [sic]
• Making $5,000 A Year [sic] in Mail Order
• The Secrets of Getting Free Money
• Cashing In on Free State Government Money
• The $25 billion treasure: Get your share of unclaimed government money [sic]

[2] Too many [sic]s to insert; Bolding by excerpter and not in original. Capitalization by David Bendah.

[3] All apologies to Joshua Bendah. Even working to avoid naming or adding redacting black boxes, there is no way to avoid the fact that this letter (in multiple forms and repetitions) is a significant part of the patent application. His name is already part of the public record and further editing or obscuring would not change that fact.

[4] GIFs and images are not part of the original patent application unless otherwise specified.

[5] “Shinning” is not a real word in American English. It is a common misspelling for “shining.”

[6] See National Library of Medicine, National Institutes of Health: “Tropical diseases are not restricted to the tropics.”

[7] Again, [sic], [sic], [sic], [sic]s innumerable.

[8] What school chant?

[9] Yes, please. Except, isn’t all air conditioning “cold,” more or less?

[10] [SIC]

[11] Jesus, [sic]

[11b] The name of my next novel.

[12] Seriously, my god, [sic] [sic] [sic]

[13] True.

[14] More than 200. True.

[15] “They?” Cite sources.

[16] Multiple government and global conglomerates contacted, including the Nobel Prize committee.